• Tue. Nov 28th, 2023


The Pet encyclopedia



Nov 5, 2022 , , ,

This song is a tribute to the glorious creatures of the bird kingdom.
Written and Performed by Christiaan Van Vuuren (@ChristiaanVanV)
Recorded and Mixed by Damien Enemark at Song Zu.


The woodpecker bird, likes pecking wood,
The Bluebird’s a bird, that sings pretty good.
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool, ay.
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin-juice all day.

A crow is a bird with a really cool squawk,
A cockatoo’s a bird with a sick Mohawk,
The chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs,
But Ibis’s, are bin-juice drinking dregs!

A goose is a bird that’s chilled like a duck.
An ibis is a bird that’s a picnic-wrecking fuck!
Doves are birds that represent purity.
Ibis’s wreck picnics and disrupt the community.

Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life,
A Swan is a bird that’s graceful and that.
And Ibis’s aren’t birds, they’re feathered bin-rats.

It’s the ibis (ibis) bin-juice drinking gronk.
Yeah the ibis (ibis) they’re beaks are gross and long.
It’s the ibis (ibis!) Picnic wrecking jerk.
It’s the ibis (ibis) they’re the worst bird.

The condor is an awesome bird of prey,
A hawk’s a bird that’s a cool bird ay.
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts,
But ibis’s are bin-juice drinking cunts.

The albatross bird lives to 60, maybe older.
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate’s shoulder,
Parrots say cool shit like “polly wanna cracker”.
But Ibis’s just fucken come up and harass ya.

A lorikeet is a bird, with a colourful jacket.
Ibis’s can fuck off back to their home planet!
A seagull’s a bird that scabs hot chips, 
And there’s only one bird that’s scabbier than this –

It’s the ibis (ibis) picnic wrecking irrits.
It’s the ibis (ibis) I hope they don’t come near us.
It’s the ibis (ibis) Bin juice drinking jerks.
It’s the ibis (ibis) they’re the fucken shittest birds.

The ibis is a picnic wrecking, burden on humanity.
A dumpster diving, bin-chicken, disrupting the community,
Annoying the general public, at every opportunity.
Disgrace to feathered creatures, bringing shame on the bird family!

If there are any Ibis’s watching this, firstly – there’s no bin-juice here, so you can fuck off.
Secondly, get a job and fucken do something with your life. Sort it out, you’re on the road to nowhere…
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit. I dunno. I’m not your Dad, I can’t tell you how to live your life, Just… Do something, and stop wrecking everyone’s picnics. Fuck.

It’s the ibis (ibis) bin-juice drinking cunt!
It’s the ibis (ibis) that’s ruining your lunch!
It’s the ibis (ibis) picnic-wrecking jerk!
It’s the ibis (ibis) what a cunt of a bird.
….. If I was an Ibis I’d go kill myself….


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